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Joke of the Day

"I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions."

"Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now."

"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."

"Which eggs are the best for Easter? Empty ones ( )"

"Why did Tiger Woods parents name him Tiger? Because he's half Thai, half African American. (Get it? It's funny cuz racisim.)"

"How do you make a whore moan? You don't pay her."

"What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate? A grace period."

"My friend likes puns so I came up with ten of them to try and make him laugh... ...but no pun in ten did."

"Q: If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? A: The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand."