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Joke of the Day

"I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions."

"I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one"

"I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it."

"Doctor: How long has this been bothering you? Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's."

"Do you know why Cannibals don't eat divorced women? Because they're bitter."

"Your mama is so ugly that... when she has sexual relations with an animal, it's not beastiality, it's animal cruelty."

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard the same joke on Reddit... I'd have about $3.50"

"Dick Van Dyke's real name.. Penis Van Lesbian"

"I couldn't recall where I had rented my car from... ...but then I remembered the Alamo"

"Having sex is like riding a bike. Specifically, like that scene in Pee-wee's Big Adventure where everyone in the world has a bike except you"