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Joke of the Day

"A new source of electricity is found! Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now. We can use that somehow."

"LPT: If you couldn't fit all of the planets in the planetary alignment in one shot Try backing up a bit"

"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."

"In light of micheal phelps defeat... You could say he got schooled"

"Exit signs. They are on their way out."

"there are no stupid questions. but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"Two fishes are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"Remember: It's not stalking if you don't see me."

"I go to the gym religiously Christmas, and maybe Easter"

"The length of time toddlers stare at each other on the playground would get you stabbed if you did that shit as an adult."