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Joke of the Day
"I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol."
Next Joke
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."
"Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don't know."
"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"
"What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? ""Where'd all the roofers come from?"""
"A knock-knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Please don't cry."
"A magician was driving down the road when suddenly... He turned into a driveway!"
"Got fired from my job at the deli for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. The pickle slicer kept her job cuz she is the boss's daughter"
"Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket."
"I asked my dad if he liked his haircut... He said he didn't at first but it's growing on him."