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"Where can you buy freshly cut meats and cheeses while a British woman sings to you Adele-i"
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"I like my women like I like my wine... ...locked in a dark basement for several years until they are mature enough to enjoy. Edit:yay made front page of the jokes!!!"
"One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: ""Elvis just died!"" The second agent says nothing then starts nodding. ""Good career move."""
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nien."
"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."
"Dad: Do you know Dop Ted? Son: What's Dop Ted? Dad: You are! Son: Good one, Dad! Dad: I'm not your dad! \_()_/ "
"Knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Hurry up Bobbi Kristina, I have to use the bathroom!"
"A man gets pulled over for speeding. The cop comes to the driver's window, takes a few sniffs and says ""Sir, have you been drinking?"" The driver says ""I SWEAR TO DRUNK, I'M NOT GOD!"""
"I've bought drinks for guys and not as an equality thing but because when I'm drunk I forget that money is real."