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Joke of the Day

"Fade Away by Peter Out"

"What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding? He force quit."

"Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano? Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her."

"""Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day."" - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life."

"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"

"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."

"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."

"If I were Brian Cranston every day I'd drive to Jiffy Lube & say ""I dunno it just seems to be braking bad!"" Then we would laugh & do meth."

"What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes? A tissue"

"If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason."