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Joke of the Day

"Dad: Do you know Dop Ted? Son: What's Dop Ted? Dad: You are! Son: Good one, Dad! Dad: I'm not your dad! \_()_/ "

"I pulled my cow's udder, but nothing came out. He's a milk dud."

"Your password must contain an upper and lower case letter, two numbers and a bunch of symbols that look like comic strip swearing."

"Why aren't there any pedophiles in Japan? Because they learned what happens when you touch a little boy."

"My girlfriend just texted me this: Babe,myspacebarisbroken.IneedanalternativeASAP! Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"

"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."

"Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon."

"A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator. One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble."

"Time to buy a new car, a bigger TV, a better cell phone and a faster laptop so I'll finally be happy! (Repeat over and over until you die)"

"For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now."