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Joke of the Day

"I just ate an entire bag of Werther's and now I'm 80 years old, own a floral couch, smoke Virginia Slims, got a perm and my name is Shirley."

"What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner? The cold shoulder!"

"Why Kobe's Still Married Kobe: What do you want for your birthday this year? Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring."

"What do you call an impotent lizard? A reptile dysfunction"

"Does anyone else think Squidward's nose looks like...nevermind. There are children in the room."

"If a white girl goes to starbucks and doesn't post a picture on instagram, did she really go to starbucks at all?"

"My math text book got recalled We were told it had too many problems"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur ? Mega-saur-ass"

"Taking my dog to the park is the same as my checking Reddit... We check out all the posts and piss on half of them."

"What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle? Groanhenge"