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Joke of the Day

"One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: ""Elvis just died!"" The second agent says nothing then starts nodding. ""Good career move."""

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch...."

"Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans? We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways."

"What type of currency do people use in outer space? STARbucks."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year!"

"What do you call the Knight who started the Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat"

"My brother wanted me to watch his kid So I spent HOURS and HOURS childproofing my house. Wouldn't you know it? That fucker still got in."

"What do hackers do when they go on vacation? They go phishing"

"I have the perfect body of a 21 year old female... It's in a freezer in my basement"