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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my wine... ...locked in a dark basement for several years until they are mature enough to enjoy. Edit:yay made front page of the jokes!!!"

"How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task? A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group."

"Why can a woman never be a good DJ? They will never listen to Logic or Reason."

"Need to have a talk about drugs with my 14 year old son because my regular connection just dried up. -Danny Zucker"

"I found a worm on me. And now it's crawling in my skin."

"Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets!"

"Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !"

"the women in tampon commercials should switch places with the women in antidepressant commercials"

"Today I was on the treadmill for over an hour. I was so pleased with my progress that tomorrow I might actually turn it on"