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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Hurry up Bobbi Kristina, I have to use the bathroom!"

"Who was the best financier in the Bible? Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation."

"Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?"

"What do you call a pregnant stewardess? Pilot error"

"Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop? She was hit by a bus"

"Canon to release new camera, the Canon 80D. Sadly it can't focus."

"Can someone tell Buzz that it's impossible to go beyond infinity, guy's pretty stupid for an astronaut."

"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."

"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"

"What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker? 30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke."