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Joke of the Day
"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"
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"Ever find a mirror that makes you look really good and you're like oh OK this is where I live now I live in this airport restroom now"
"Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails? He thought it would be a pedicure. ^^^sorry."
"It's that time of the month for robots iPads"
"Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell ""leopard"" and ""deaf"" correctly. You're going to want to resist that. Best band manager ever."
"Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are ""woven"" together? Sigourney ""Weaver"" :P"
"My biggest fear used to be dying alone but thanks to Trump, I know it'll be in a camp, surrounded by other minorities."
"My mind is a micro-government, fighting wars of its own creation for profit."
"Quick! I need cheesy science jokes!!"
"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."