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Joke of the Day

"Ever find a mirror that makes you look really good and you're like oh OK this is where I live now I live in this airport restroom now"

"Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time."

"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking."

"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."

"Prostitutes What do you call three prostitutes? Hoe Hoe Hoe"

"What is a physicist's favorite social movement? Half-lives matter."

"Funniest Superbowl moment The Broncos..."