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Joke of the Day
"What did the rabbit say to the deer? What up doe"
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"Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig."
"Want to spice things up? Look them right in the eyes and lick their fingers seductively. My dentist didn't appreciate it, but yours might."
"War crimes, helium balloons, sphincter control; just some of the things ""Let it Go"" doesn't apply to."
"Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance."
"*sees a tweet i don't like from a person i follow voluntarily on a free website* I am entitled to compensation"
"What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson? A gap in coverage."
"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."
"The toilet paper at work is rolled in improper underhand fashion. Should I call maintenance or hold it until I get home?"
"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer? All of them"