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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."
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"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I 've been tripping all day!"
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."
"I submitted X puns to Reddit in the hopes that one would make the front page. No pun in ten did."
"Finally got the ""Josh Duggar is good"" neck tattoo I've wanted for years, now let me just read today's news as I take a large sip of water..."
"The best way to respond to a limp handshake is to tickle their palm with your middle finger"
"Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?"
"What's white and sticky? What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds? . The second coming of the Lord"
"CW: Aimee, could I get your signature on this agreement? Me: *pauses* (with Cheeto stained lips) *kisses paper* CW: Me: That's my signature."
"A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 10 feet... But I can only walk so fast"