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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."
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"Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him."
"I'm going to read braille to the deaf... For the ASL competition."
"I went to a conference for leg less woman, that place was crawling with pussy."
"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."
"Pretty sure Brazil has an enormous wax museum."
"my yoga teacher asked me how flexible I was I told her I couldn't do Monday's."
"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"Some say to let sleeping dogs lie But I say sleeping dogs should be held accountable for their actions"
"What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close? Wonton endangerment."