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Joke of the Day

"Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell ""leopard"" and ""deaf"" correctly. You're going to want to resist that. Best band manager ever."

"How do you organize a space party? You Planet."

"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."

"Someone with a thick Italian accent walks up to a man and says ""I really like europeanness."""

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dunno, but i do know its not Michael Brown"""

"Two gay deer walk out of a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""Man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there!"""

"Hi girl r u a beaver? Cuz dam."

"""Girl, are you a tree? cause-"" ""no i'm not a tree"" ""..cause i want-"" ""why are you still talking i'm not a tree"" "".. i want t-"" ""not a tree"""

"Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!"

"Social media allows me to review all my mistakes in chronological order...with pictures."