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"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"
"""How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?"" ""How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"""
"Interviewer to me: what is your weakness? I replied : Honesty. Interviewer : But Honesty is not a weakness that's a good thing. I replied: I do not give a fuck what you think."
"I recently went to a gathering for turtles... ..bit dull. None of us came out of our shell."
"If you see someone doing a crossword puzzle Whisper in their ear, 7 up is lemonade."
"I'm inventing a glue and calling it James Bond... It's a chemical agent."
"So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men"
"Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike? Because that might be your bike"
"[Ouija Board] ""Oh great spirits tell me ur secrets"" You'll die soon ""OMG HOW"" Hold on I have another call"