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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the average person and a feminist? About 200 pounds."

"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."

"I told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it's two tired. Edit: added ""because""."

"What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey? *Talon*tless. ...Sorry."

"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up dude it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I'm sure he means well..."

"What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs? Lickalotypus."

"What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going"

"Dear grapefruit, putting the name of a better fruit in your name doesn't change the fact that you taste like a lemon's butthole."