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Joke of the Day
"What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going"
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"Me: can i play music Funeral director: that's not appropriate Me: nana would've wanted it Director: ok CD player: someBODY once told me"
"What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid."
"Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision."
"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"
"Dates are like golf strokes The fewer it takes for you to score, the better your game."
"Ignorance is bliss, and rampant."
"They are finally letting women go to the ISS About damn time. Some one has to make the men sandwiches up there."
"What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn? A rye-nocerous"
"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."