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Joke of the Day
"What's the problem with auto-erotic asphyxia? You don't know if you're coming or going"
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"I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist."
"Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences."
"Now I'm REALLY glad Monica chose Chandler over Richard."
"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"
"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."
"I've discovered my home doesn't have a basement. It was just the estate agent doing that walking down the stairs thing behind the couch"
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?"
"What do you call a police officer's favorite metal? Copper"