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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it's two tired. Edit: added ""because""."

"[OC] My best friend recently lost the front of his foot in a boating accident and now I hate him. I'm surprised by how lactose intolerant I am."

"Great! My hot neighbor Karen just saw me in the toilet paper aisle at the supermarket! Now she's gonna know I shit!"

"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"

"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."

"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."

"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."

"So I was watching gay porn yesterday... And I saw my doppelwanger."

"The thin,healthy, smart people are really missing out on some horrible food at Burger King."