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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump's favorite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"
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"Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage."
"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"
"If I had to describe myself in one word... It would be, ""Unable to follow instructions."""
"Three guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks under it."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? I ve been practicing my drop kick"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? She wanted to lay it on the line."
"Obesity it's a disease People in America say obesity is a disease. The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch."
"What's a barista in France's favorite workout? A French press"
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"