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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey? *Talon*tless. ...Sorry."
Next Joke
"How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent"
"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."
"""Your cute"" ""My cute what?"""
"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's latest victim? She was found 6 pills under"
"A man walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition."
"Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door."
"Why aren't there any Mexican astronauts? Because whenever they hear the world ""launch"", they go get something to eat."
"it's about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work."