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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."

"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"The Germanwings plane was a lot like a small flame used as an ignition source You know, 'cause it was a pilot light"

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."

"Somewhere out there, a man named Private Number is sobbing uncontrollably because no one ever takes his phone calls."

"Wife [walking into house]: Ummm.. Me: [recreating ""You Better Shape Up Scene"" from Grease with my dog dressed as Sandy]: You're home early."

"Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine? Because doing so would be incense-itive!"

"How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin? When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me."

"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"

"I cut off He-Man's electricity today. Now I have the power."