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Joke of the Day
"I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles My next dump could spell disaster"
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"I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly."
"I invented a new word yesterday Plagiarism"
"*pours a shaker of salt into the ocean* You're free now"
"JOKE - Boy and His Train Set"
"A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition."
"My Ex Wife Still Misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER, HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see, it's funny cause marriage is terrible. Edit: Joaige"
"Caution: Cutting corners may lead to extra corners."
"Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."
"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."