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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
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"I can totally relate to the plight of the homeless. I once gave up Twitter for five whole days."
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"Why did the lawyer go to the tailor? He wanted a law-suit"
"Why did Jack cross the road? Because he was bean stalked....."
"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"
"Obviously I've considered doing porn since I have this huge... butthole."
"Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call!"
"Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself."
"I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all the fun we have on the weekends!"