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Joke of the Day

"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"I saw a girl texting and driving earlier today and it really pissed me off... So I rolled my window down and threw my beer at her."

"The Buddhist idea of Nirvana literally translates to ""Blown Out"" Typically in reference to something like a candle, but occasionally to Kurt Cobain's brains."

"Why are gay people so rude ? Because they're fucking assholes !"

"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."

"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"

"What's the opposite of condescending? [gif](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b1b800af79638830eef30deb8163bbf/tumblr_ms1l531JGu1s29n2zo1_250.gif)"

"Why did the redneck cross the road? To get to the oth-TONY STEWART"

"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."

"Whenever I shoot something into the trash, I yell ""Kobe!"" But then, my friend follows up by yelling ""Jack!"" I don't get what he's trying to say, but he sure is acting cheesy."