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Joke of the Day
"What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN"
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"I did a Marquez impression in the hood... ... I was the magical realest."
"My doctor said I need freshly squeezed orange juice everyday I cannot concentrate!"
"I asked my wife if we could have sex even though she was on her period.. ...she said she may be able to pull some strings"
"By putting the punchline in the title How do you trick /r/jokes into thinking it's a repost?"
"David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit."
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"What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre"