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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about nitric oxide? sodium hypobromite"
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"Can I call you? Crush: Yes Errm, I called but you didn't pick Crush: I said you could call, I never said I'd pick up"
"Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning."
"At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours."
"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"
"Kanye running for president."
"I was so broke that Rahul Gandhi came in to eat at my house Indian reference"
"I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech."
"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."
"What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack? Thanks for the Baghdad."