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Joke of the Day
"My doctor said I need freshly squeezed orange juice everyday I cannot concentrate!"
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"When your pet is staring at you, it's probably thinking ""I wonder how long those things live."""
"Him: Are you mad? Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: typing Her: No, I'm fine, why?"
"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""
"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"
"ME: Too much turkey makes me so tired HER: Actually, it makes you sleepy, not tired ME: I'm getting real sleepy of your shit, Debra"
"Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes bicycle pedals."
"A knock on the door... Hello, my name is Forbertus. I m here to fuck your daughter. Dad: For what????!!!!! Forbertus"
"What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves.."
"Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster."