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Joke of the Day
"My ceramics teacher was excellent. Day after day, she was always kiln it."
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"When I was young I would go and throw rocks at the man doing Taekwondo in the park I would always get a huge kick out of it"
"TIL the French flag is traditionally made with Velcro So they could remove the red and blue bits in times of war"
"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Bruce Wayne's parents"
"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."
"What do you call a feminist manager. Miss. Management."
"What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?"
"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."
"So I went to a fortune teller and asked if I was going to get any action that night. She told me she didn't deal in self fulfilling prophecies."
"[at a bar] CUTE GIRL: *grabs my arm* hey there ME: *mouth full of food* did you know a lobster on a kabob is called a kablobster"