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Joke of the Day
"What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly? Knives?"
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"What do you call a black guy flying an air plane? A pilot. You racist asshole."
"*on deathbed* ""Son u were *cough* ado-"" ""Dad? I was adopted?!"" ""A dot of misery on my otherwise happy life. I don't know why we adopted u."""
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is my favorite story about how you will get treated like shit until you have something someone else needs"
"Nosy Peppers Nosy peppers are jalapeno business."
"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
"What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist? A pervert."
"Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's"
"ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat"
"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."