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Joke of the Day
"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."
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"Did you hear what the blind man said to the deaf man? Neither did he."
"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"
"Tried to find a joke about impared ejaculation But it just won't cum"
"Did you hear about that pirate movie? It's rated ""Arrrrrrrr!"""
"Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor? He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent."
"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
"Things that don't kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"
"There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now."
"A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games."