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Joke of the Day
"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."
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"I hate when people say my skirt looks slutty.. Like, who cares if my balls hang out a little?"
"Women and not being attractive If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."
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"Show me on your wallet where you would like me to touch you."
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"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell"