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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a feminist manager. Miss. Management."
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"Want to hear a joke about Subway? Okay, but it's not really kid friendly."
"Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine? He had nothing left to chauffeur it."
"- What do you do to relax? - I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know."
"""Welcome back, happy New Year!"" ""Thank you!"" ""Welcome!"" And that's the last time I'm taking Bollywood movie suggestions from my friends."
"Everyone in horror movies: *loud scream* It was probably just the wind *a ghost flies across room* Just the wind *dog gets cut in half* Wind"
"Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet."
"Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden."
"When I was a kid I wanted to become a pirate, and sail the open seas. But instead, I just ended up downloading a lot of movies."
"Now responding to all ""hello"" DMs with ""Adele?"""