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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel a poodle and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!"
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"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"
"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"I pretend I'm on the phone when entering a barbershop & say ""I stabbed him only cause I hate small talk "" so he doesn't try to talk to me."
"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large."
"Hideous monsters for sale! Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! ""Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."""
"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""
"Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, ""OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH"" and the second one replies, ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"""
"Time travel I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time, watch... I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time..."
"What happened to the tasty noun? Verbatim."