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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the tasty noun? Verbatim."
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"In Canada, she's Kilometery Cyrus."
"*sees baby* *feels sad that my kids aren't babies anymore* *sees look of exhausted despair in baby's parents eyes* *sadness evaporates*"
"My Facebook friends fall into 3 categories: vaguely remember, don't remember at all, or never want to speak to for the rest of my life."
"How many months have 28 days in a leap year? 12 months not just february!"
"Joke of the year. /r/politics"
"Son: ""Dad! I answered a question today in class that no-one else could answer!"" Dad: ""That's my boy! What was the question?"" Son: ""Who's farted"""
"What do you call a grammar Nazi in 2016? An alt-writer."
"Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car? Because he forgot to check his blind side."
"What do you call a dead magician? Abra Cadaver."