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Joke of the Day

"Time travel I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time, watch... I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time..."

"What goes ""Clippity Clop Bang Bang, Clippity Clop Bang Bang""? An Amish drive by shooting"

"Dark humour is like a kid with cancer It never gets old Edit: Credits to /u/CookieDestroyer66 He da real MVP."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your arse."

"Life Hack: In any hipster coffee shop, say ""You haven't seen The Wire?"" and in the ensuing commotion, leave without paying."

"How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?"

"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"

"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."

"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."