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Joke of the Day

"Time travel I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time, watch... I solved a complicated algorithm which could send us back in time..."

"I've been struggling with my laziness. I can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Yes ! Who is there! HortonHearsA Who !"

"So many boys, such little minds. "

"I swallowed a piece of Lego the other day I was shitting bricks."

"What do you call an angry terrorist? Amin Amood"

"Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#."

"My girlfriend has a pet and I had a pet chicken. Her donkey ate my chicken. Now, I have my cock inside her ass this whole time."

"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."

"One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked."