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Joke of the Day

"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""

"WELL IF BEING DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL ISNT THE BEST TIME TO ASK ABOUT A THREESOME THEN IM FRESH OUT OF IDEAS"

"A hot mess? No, thanks. Sounds sticky and uncomfortable. I prefer my messes like I prefer my revenge: cold and served to someone else."

"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"

"How do pigs talk? Swine language"

"A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you ""Notice anything different about my hair?"""

"What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell."

"If you aren't sure if you like someone, here's a test: imagine they're dead. Now, was it an accident or did you murder them?"

"The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled ""How to increase your Memory Power"" left behind on a seat. Now, that's irony!"

"Making the arrangements for my wife's funeral is tough. She keeps asking what I'm doing"