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Joke of the Day
"I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves..."
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"My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud."
"I've been busy. What are we unnecessarily outraged about now?"
"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."
"I'm thinking of starting a Death-Metal themed take-away joint that caters to Pirates. I'm gonna call it ""Pizzas of Hate""."
"What do you call a group of polar bears that support Donald Trump? A basket of depolarbears"
"I was trying to make my own joke on Mexicans... But everything I came up with was borderline childish."
"An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!"
"Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"""
"What would life be without plumbing? Shitty"