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Joke of the Day

"An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? The fact that you think that it's not society, but the light bulb that should change is problematic."

"what's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke."

"What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A melon collie."

"How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics."

"If Kim Kardashian is allowed to sue Old Navy b/c a model looks like her, then Khloe Kardashian should expect a lawsuit from Chewbacca."

"Stop making jokes about noses It snot funny"

"Turns out that German pilot was heavily depressed... He brought the whole plane down."

"How do you get a polar bear in the water? First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!"

"What's the hardest thing on a cowboy? The 4th grade."