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Joke of the Day
"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer."
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"My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists. The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her."
"There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates. Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?"
"Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do."
"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist! ... I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before."
"What's the fastest to have George Zimmerman pull a gun on you?"
"""Feel the burn"" yells my fitness instructor as I think that's probably how Satan greets people in Hell."
"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9"
"How can you pick out the prostitute in the miss America pageant. She's the one wearing the sash that says Idaho."
"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."