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Joke of the Day
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud."
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"A Jewish boy asks his father ""Can I have thirty dollars?"" His father replies ""Twenty dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?"""
"I swear on my momma imma upvote this post, since you sweared on your momma upvote this post."
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"Why do people paint eggs for Easter? Bunnies squirm too much."