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Joke of the Day
"What would life be without plumbing? Shitty"
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"A homeless guy jumps on your back... Do you carry him around or beat him off?"
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"The whole ""Pavlov's Dog Experiment"" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up... ...at this point just *hearing* the name ""Pavlov"" makes me mad."
"I used to have a terrible addiction to soap... ...but I'm clean now."
"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."
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"First I dated a seventh day adventist and then a mormon I told my mom that im not just in it for the sects but she doesn't believe me."
"What was the pig when he got laryngitis...? He was dis-gruntled!"