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Joke of the Day

"After Kanye was released from the hospital for exhaustion what was his diagnosis? He had a Yeez-ynfection."

"They say you are what you eat.. But I don't remember eating a PATHETIC FAILURE."

"If you need a ride to the airport, give me at least two weeks notice so I'll have a chance to clear my schedule and die"

"Me: Who's a good boy? Dog: I thought we settled this."

"Who would you like for president in 2020? Anyone who doesn't have poor visions."

"Its march already Life is marching forward"

"Why is there no life on Mars? No WiFi..."

"Him: You have such a beautiful soul. Me: It's photoshopped."

"There's nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn."

"What do you call a Mexican Miget? A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an esse"