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Joke of the Day

"No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers."

"What do you get if you cross an illiterate african american with an illegal hispanic immigrant looking for a green card? A U.S soldier."

"Why did the Senator get on Viagara? He wanted to achieve erection reform."

"Why did the plane crash??? The pilot was a load of bread!"

"Joke... What did you expect? A man asks his wife: Why don't you get upset when I yell at you? Wife: I clean the toilet. Man: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. :-)"

"I'm trying to get down to my original weight... 7lbs 3oz."

"British police don't carry guns. So what exactly do they do then? Yell ""STOP... OR I'LL SAY STOP AGAIN!"""

"Why do aspirins work? Because they're white."

"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."

"If Reddit users were Military Weapons... They would be Attention-Seeking Missles."