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Joke of the Day
"If Reddit users were Military Weapons... They would be Attention-Seeking Missles."
Next Joke
"Every time you use a q-tip... you turn a q into an o"
"If I ever open a bakery.... I will call it ""The Bread Pit"""
"Now that we're moving in together I feel it's time to fill him in on the secret I've protected him from for 5 years: Girls poop too."
"What do you call batman when he skips church? christian bale"
"What do you say to the midget prostitute? ""Don't you think you're selling yourself short?"""
"If Finn hooks up with Rey... He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!"
"Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and says, ""Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease?"" The other one looks at him and says, ""Good thing I'm a helicopter."""
"What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum? Dah okey pokey mon."
"Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns."