229464
Joke of the Day
"Why do aspirins work? Because they're white."
Next Joke
"So I asked my dealer for some coke. He said 'Is Pepsi okay?' It was delicious nevertheless."
"There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."
"Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls."
"A ""C,"" an ""E-flat"" and a ""G"" walk into a bar..... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors here."""
"What's the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gurgle sand."
"I want to start a subreddit to help people with Erectile Dysfunction... ..but I'm having trouble getting it up. ^*cringe*"
"Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant."
"If Albert Einstein sent you a text with a typo, you'd call him a fucking idiot too."
"What's a camel? A horse made by committee."