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Joke of the Day
"Why did the plane crash??? The pilot was a load of bread!"
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"Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says ""Safety Zone."""
"You know those voices in your head? Choose the smartest, sanest one and call it you."
"I hope we're past the point in naval technology where loose lips still have the potential to sink ships."
"A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I'm not talking about the one who deserved it."
"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"
"What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon? He Ran Solo..."
"Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."
"I wish more fat people would utilize the phrase ""Blimpin ain't easy."""
"Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force"