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Joke of the Day

"Yeah, I've got that Sexy Librarian thing going on. Except I'm not sexy. Or a librarian. I would like you to keep it down though."

"I nearly puked on my girlfriend, but she moved out of the way just in time She ducked my sick"

"I'm not saying it is your fault, I said I'm blaming you."

"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"

"I'm trying to read on the train but it's hard because people keep applauding & screaming ""You are the train's smartest boy!"" at me"

"A baby seal walks into a club"

"What are Mario's pants made of? Denim denim denim."

"What's the square root of 69? 8 something."

"Corn mazes are a bit redundant."

"You know what they say about camping... It's in tents!"