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Joke of the Day
"what is the cruelest joke of all? Your Life."
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"What do Donald Trump supporters and flour have in common? They are both in bread."
"Can you see? I hate it when people ask what I will be doing in 5 years time? Sorry I just don't have 2020 vision"
"The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head."
"A poem I found I dig... You dig... We dig... He dig... She dig... They dig... It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep!"
"I am dressed in all grey and a man also dressed in all grey just stared at me and for a second I got very nervous that he thought I was him"
"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."
"Guy checks into a hotel with his family.. He goes up to the desk clerk and says, ""I hope the porn here is disabled.."" The clerk is shocked and responds, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"""
"Me: goodnight kids Kids: goodnight dad Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT"
"Rich people have rehab. Poor people have jail."