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Joke of the Day

"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."

"Sirs & Ma'ams, It is a well-known fact that when Jesus takes the wheel, He doesn't just stop with the wheel. He takes the stereo too."

"Self-promoting on the walls of a public bathroom is weird but always having the Sharpie on hand is weirder. Anyway for a good time call me."

"What do you call a gay vampire? A fruit bat."

"So a clown gets eaten by a shark..."

"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"

"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"

"An elderly man was quite unhappy"

"My job is affecting my mental health Whenever I put my welding hood on, the world just seems like a dark place..."

"I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella."