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Joke of the Day
"Her: Make me a burrito, please. Me: ?? *wraps her in blanket *pours hot sauce inside"
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"Your password must contain an upper and lower case letter, two numbers and a bunch of symbols that look like comic strip swearing."
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"bowler hat on a donkey Do you know why it's not recommended to put a bowler hat on a donkey? Because no one likes a smartass..."